13(第2/2页)重生之魔鬼巨星
的头发立刻变得微微凌乱，整个人的气质由原本正装的精英范儿变得无比性|感诱惑，尤其他还扯了一把领带，领口半松。
陆宁将话筒取了下来，往后退了两步，忽然就从那辆大红色的道具跑车后面取出一根棒球棍来，口中却仍然在唱：
“……Carved my o his leather seat，
I Took a Louisville slugger To both head lights，
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires，
And maybe ime He-ll think before he cheats！”
唱到这两句歌词的时候，陆宁和陆远对视一笑，“哗啦”一声，齐齐敲碎了跑车的玻璃！
这一期的主题是爱情，他们昨天唱了《我爱他》，那是撕心裂肺毫无保留却被伤得绝望的爱情，今天他们唱了《Before he cheats》，这首歌从头到尾都充满了讽刺和嘲弄，就像歌词里说的那样，划花背叛者车里的真皮座椅打碎他的车灯扎破他的轮胎，这才是他们的爱情观，陆宁没有想到，在这一点上陆远和他居然如此一致。
总结起来其实就是一句话，你如果敢背叛我，你他妈就别想过好日子。
吸血鬼觉得，爱情本来就是睚眦必报的。
至于陆宁，他不是个好人，你见过坏人圣母大度地原谅伤他的人？
别做梦了！
作者有话要说： 第一次听到这首歌的时候觉得太爽了，这姑娘太帅了啊简直，对待劈腿渣男就该这么干！
《Before he cheats》歌词附翻译，便于大家理解哈
Right now he-s probably slow dang
With a bleached-blond tramp
现在他可能和一个染金发的荡妇在慢舞
And she-s probably getting frisky
而她可能心情不错
Right now, he-s probably buying
Her some fruity little drink-
Cause she -t shoot whiskey
现在，他可能在为她买水果，一些饮料，因为她不会喝酒
Right now, he-s probably up behind her
With a pool stick
Showing her how to shoot a bo
现在，他可能就在她身后用台球杆教她如何打撞球
And he don-t know
而他不知道
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
我用自己的钥匙进到他那辆可爱的车子里
Carved my o his leather seat
在他的真皮座椅上刻上我的名字
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
我用一根路易斯维尔的球棒打碎两盏车前灯
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
在4个车轮上都戳了个洞
And maybe ime he-ll think before he cheats
也许下次他会想到之前他的那些谎话
Right now, she-s probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke
现在，她可能在唱“白色垃圾版的仙妮亚的卡拉OK”
(仙妮亚有一首歌其中有这么一句“Man, I feel like woman”,“白色垃圾版的仙妮亚的卡拉OK”的意思是就是这句歌词的意思。）
Right now, she-s probably saying, "I-m drunk"
现在，她可能说“我醉了”
And he-s a thinking that he-s gonlucky
而他可能在想他可真幸运
Right now, he-s probably dabbing on 3dollars
Worth of that bathroom Polo
现在，他可能在喷酒店的卫生间里提供的廉价古龙香水。
And he don-t know
而他不知道
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
我用自己的钥匙进到他那辆可爱的车子里
Carved my o his leather seat
在他的真皮座椅上刻上我的名字
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
我用一根路易斯维尔的球棒打碎两盏车前灯
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
在4个车轮上都戳了个洞
And maybe ime he-ll think before he cheats
也许下次他会想到之前他的那些谎话
I might-ve saved a little trouble for the girl
我也许又救了一个有点小麻烦的另一个女孩-
Cause the ime that he cheats
因为下次他还会说谎
Oh, you know it won-t be on me!
哦，我知道我不会这样
No, not on me
不，绝不会发生在我身上-
Cause I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
因为我用自己的钥匙进到他那辆可爱的车子里
Carved my o his leather seat
在他的真皮座椅上刻上我的名字
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
我用一根路易斯维尔的球棒打碎两盏车前灯
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
在每个车轮上戳了个洞
And maybe ime he-ll think before he cheats
也许下次他会想到之前他的那些谎话
Carved my o his leather seat
在他的真皮座椅上刻上我的名字
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
我用一根路易斯维尔的球棒打碎两盏车前灯
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
在4个车轮上都戳了个洞
And maybe ime he-ll think before he cheats
也许下次他会想到之前他的那些谎话
Oh, before he cheats
哦，在他说谎之前
Oh
哦
谢谢nancy的地雷，爱你，╭(╯3╰)╮
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